The Labour Party Do Not Care About Dead Palestinians

With more than half the Cabinet listed as 'Labour Friends of Israel' is it any wonder they seek to deny genocide?

Photo by Oleg Vakhromov on Unsplash

On 25^th January 2024, the Labour Party held a fundraising event at the Village Hotel, Cheadle.  

This was a small event and not many people were told about it. After the disaster that was David Lammy’s last event, where he confirmed he did not like protests and wanted a ‘sustainable ceasefire’ in Gaza, it was best not to let too many people know that these genocide deniers were out with their collection baskets. David Lammy – not the brightest bulb in the socket - thought his use of the adjective ‘sustainable’ was a very clever form of whataboutery, but what it really meant was that he was advocating for the complete dismantling of the State of Israel as the only way to ensure any sustainable ceasefire, as from its inception the murderous Zionist state has been unable to stop being trigger happy.

It was thus clear that these MPs wanted to suck some suckers dry whilst making sure those pesky anti-genociders could not disrupt them. It is no surprise therefore that the MPs in attendance were Angela Rayner, Jonathan Reynolds,  Andrew Gwynne and Navendu Mishra. All of these MPs abstained from voting for a ceasefire in what is now undoubtedly a case of ongoing genocide, with the ICJ calling for Israel to stop its genocidal acts.

On a tangent, what on earth did Lammy mean by, “Change through power, not protest”? Protest is a right of all citizens to hold their government to account, whilst power is wielded by the one who can muster the most force aka violence. Was David Lammy’s advocation of ‘change through power’ a call for the destruction of legal protest?!? He really needs to work on those lines. A London boy he may be, but spit those rhymes he cannot.

Angela Rayner was undoubtedly the most famous of the four of the Labour juggernauts of the night, their crème a la crème as it were, after of course the great Keir Starmer who is so clever he openly admits he has won all his elections thus far on making promises he had absolutely no intention to keep. “Every single manifesto pledge will be broken!”, he proudly shares. Keir is obviously imitating the Tory playbook to a T, which has worked so well for the current government, especially for Boris Johnson, a pathological liar and serial bullsh*tter, so one cannot blame him entirely. If there is one thing the British electorate likes, it’s a lying charlatan who can make them giggle as the single most important personality trait a leader must have, even as their elderly parents die lonely and in utter neglect and others die in ambulances.

Angela proudly states she is from a working-class background, a single mum of two and a feminist. She’s most famous of course, for being ‘photo-bombed’ by Jeremey Corbyn in a photo she herself staged and put on social media. Even with that ridiculous and unnecessary lie, people still voted for her. Yeah, I know, but you must remember this is Britain – and they are literally so brainy on this island they voted for international sanctions against themselves including removing all their rights to live and work in 27 countries. They voted Brexit because they thought it was all those foreign brown people taking their jobs. So, in retaliation, they threw out all the white Europeans, then made a deal with India to bring over brown people to replace them and do the jobs they don’t want to do, while simultaneously complaining they are stealing the jobs that they don’t want to do. It is actually embarrassing that these are the descendants of what was once the biggest Empire on Earth.

So, off to the Village Hotel in Cheadle we went, a venue so depressing in its black and grey colour scheme that you literally cannot work out if night ever ends. I do not know how many suicides take place there, but I wanted to slit my wrists after the first 3 minutes so wisely stayed outside.

We protestors stood right outside the room the fundraiser was in and shouted, “shame” at the pro-genocidal candidates – all Labour friends of Israel – who have had free jollies on the Zionist coin to the Holy land. The ability of these people to claim they are pro-peace while simultaneously supporting an active and brutal genocide can only have one of two geneses. Either their all-expenses paid holidays to Israel were Epstein Island-esque, or they truly are nothing but psychopaths with not an iota of empathy for brown people being murdered en masse. After what occurred on the night, I’m leaning towards the latter.

Inside the venue were guests who had all bought tickets. At only £35 a pop you know they’re desperate. The Tories can command thousands of pounds for sitting next to them, but the Muslims don’t like Keir so all those safe seats aren’t safe anymore and they are going to have to work for their supper aka cheap booze in the commons courtesy of vous et moi. It’s kind of a hard sell to ask for a vote while simultaneously keeping quiet on the murders of their brethren, but nothing is below these liars. Appearances they thus would have to make, arses they would thus have to get up from, and speeches they would thus have to give.

From all accounts, it was pretty loud inside the small hall they had booked. Food came late - obvs - to ensure pink-cheeks and loose chequebooks. The noise from the protestors outside was heard throughout. According to insiders, “It’s just like percussion!” and “I hope they all get parking tickets, nay, I hope they all get clamped!” were the very British-esque responses of the Labour party guests in response to the people outside calling for the end of the genocide. To say I despair at this country is a chronic understatement.

After a bit of boozing and having had their main meal, the MPs thought it the perfect time to line up together on stage and start giving their speeches. Against the backdrop of the, ‘boos’ outside, Angela Rayner began her speech. “Tameside is going to save the world,” she said. I don’t know how supporting genocide translates into saving the world unless she thinks that mutilating and murdering Palestinian kids is really the equivalent of global heroism, but these people never make sense. That’s what double-speak, cognitive dissonance, mendacity, sociopathy and downright evil do to you.

As she was continuing her utter nonsense, a Palestinian guest approached her. He told her about how he had lost his family in Gaza and wanted to show her a photo of his dead mother. His grief and pain was palpable; his pleas for a ceasefire, heart-breaking. Working-class, single-mum Angela couldn’t give two shits. Off he was escorted out of the party he had paid for. Here’s the video. (I suggest you don’t watch it if you’ve just eaten; the amount of disgust you’ll have for the woman is not easily stomached).

Other protestors stood up – all white. One told her she was shameful for calling herself a feminist when two women in Gaza die a day and others have to use scraps of tents for their menstrual cycles. Another walked up to the stage to address the cowardly Jonathan Renyolds – asking him if he stood by Islamophobic statements he had made. “Shame!” he cried, “Shame on all of you!”

And that’s when another protestor and the only brown woman in the entire room, stood up. “You’re funding genocide. 25,000 people dead,” she said. At that, two policemen tackled her from behind and tried to handcuff her, twisting her arm and scraping the skin off it. As she attempted to leave peacefully and without resistance, one of the bully boy police officers was having none of it. He pushed her continually down all the corridors and out of the hotel, shouting at her and claiming – falsely – that she was breaching the peace. It really does help if the police know the actual law before they attempt to enact it. Needless to say, the officer wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed and not only filmed on his bodycam the entire assault but allowed the protestor to film it all in front of a whole load of witnesses and CCTV. Here’s the video:

It seems Angela Rayner, self-proclaimed feminist, not only has no issue with Palestinian women dying but also has no problem at all with witnessing police brutality and unlawful assault of a brown woman. She just stood there, waiting for the police to finish their assault so she could get on with her speech. Her feminism is simply another form of white supremacy and brown women must know their place.

The Village Hotel in Cheadle gets a special shout-out for not offering any aid to the protestor, asking her if she was alright or attempting to find out what happened on their property. They get an extra special shoutout for hosting a Labour Party fundraiser with MPs who abstained from calling for a ceasefire and who are Labour Friends of Israel. Guess who’s just joined the Boycott list?

At the end of the night, when no one was left except a few stragglers, Angela was escorted out of the car park in a police car. Despite the protestors being the ones who needed protection from the unlawful protection racquet and batsh*t and deeply terrifying pro-genocide Labour MPs, Orwellian Britain decided that it was Angela Rayner – Labour friend of genocide – who was the one who needed protection. In another slap in the face however, her belief in her own superiority and self-importance meant her police escort looked more like she’d just been given an ASBO and was off to spend a night at His Majesty’s pleasure at HMP Manchester. She genuinely looked like she’d just been caught graffitiing a Tesco. Naughty girl!

The protestor assaulted by the police is suing the f*ck out of him. She still can’t feel her hand. But she’s a hero for exposing these charlatan bastards and their utter depraved evil.

Free Palestine

F*ck the genocidal, racist and anti-Semitic Labour Party.

And kudos to you, Village Hotel –never again will we rent a room from you for a quickie.